Should you have ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You begin by posing a predicament of two equally terrible-looking (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they pick the things that they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the greatest of two awful scenarios.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no skills outside a bit of originality. But it is just as entertaining as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable propositions compiled from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
Note: Some of these questions are taken from Lifehacks.io|88 Fun Would You Rather Questions
The greatest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather obtain pounds or be banned from the web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the issue of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “enjoy” a two-year old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare form of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your credit card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders full of pornography?
Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the previous year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the capability to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to find out why someone you’re dating phantoms on you or the capability to see genuine phantoms?
Would you rather lose all of the photographs you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the books you own?
Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same wages?
Would you rather have the last five photographs on your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photograph you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to pick the man who becomes the following President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your own life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your capability to provide a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the capability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the remainder of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be made to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only have the ability to get one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your buddies just once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport each single time you fart or heal any wound by screaming at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate by means of a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment captured in a GIF that goes viral or confront your biggest fear?
Would you rather never need to upgrade your personal computer or never need to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, cash, gear, and lifestyle or ending crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?